TUTORIAL: How to make okonomiyaki?

First steo:
You take Saki or any other wonderful Japanese friends to okonomiyaki restaurant.

Second:
She helps you order. Or you pretend you know kanji and this shrimpsomethingseafoodetc stuff and you order.
Third:
You wait and TAKE PHOTOS! There is no okonomiyaki without photos....
Fourth:
You receive bowl with shrimpsomethingseafoodetc stuff.............. (don't cry, you have Saki,remember) You make photos(it's very important as I said before). Then you look at Saki. <cute, teary eyes> Then she feels sorry for you... She explains and you (it's diffciult) MIX ingredients.

Fifth: (you are pretty far^^ you can congratulate yourself, but ONCE!):
You don't know how, but this black something in the middle of the table is warm. Then Saki tells you to put everything from your precious bowl on this black area. You have mixed feelings, but you're determinate, you leave it.

Sixth:
(ok it's also difficult,are you ready?) You left shrimpsomethingseafoodetc stuff on the black area, but there is one more thing you need to do now. Flatten it with gentle moves... Like stroking the cat (or dog if you are dog person)..

 Ok.
Seventh:
You wait. You can TAKE PHOTOS.

Eighth:
This one is easy. You just change sides of your okonomiyaki pancake. Using special shoulder - łopatka. Pancake is really heavy, you need to do it quickly, it fells apart very easily and you can't burn yourself, buuuut as I said, it's very easy. <irony>
Nineth:
(In the meantime Saki described for you all weird souces standing on the table) and now she says: YOU CAN EAT. Because your plate is not so huge, you can divide your okonomiyaki and eat first half of it.
BUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!
Tenth:
Decorate your pancake. If you won't do this... It's worse than taking ONLY 100000 photos in one restaurant...(yeah I know horrible). So please decorate it with sauces and other somthingfishy stuff Saki showed you before.

Ok! Now you can finally eat.....
Oh! And don't forget! TAKE PHOTOS.